lawak katak
pada suatu ari kita pegi ke sebuah gua.
penjaga gua tu kate, dlm gua tu ada katak ijau.
jgn pijak katak tu sbb klu pijak, dpt suami tak hensem.
dlm gua tu saya je terpijak katak ijau, tapi awak tak.
pastu, tiba masa kita kawin. suami saya mmg tak hensem.
tapi suami awak hensem. saya tak puas ati la!
so saya tanya suami awak kenapa kawin ngan awak? saya lg cantik
malah berganda cantik dr awak. pastu dia jwb "nak wat caner,
dulu saya pun terpijak katak ijau tuu..."

lawak kekasih
girl : If i feel bored, wat should i do honey??
boy : call me!
girl : If i feel sad?
boy : think of me!
girl : if i feel lonely?
boy : meet me!
girl : if i feel sleepy?
boy : dream of me!
girl : if i feel hurted?
boy : remember me!
girl : wat if i feel hungry??????
boy : REBUS MEEE !!!!!

lawak 2-3 kali bace bru paham
 Tijah, sorg gdis kg. yg lupe daratan yg menetap di bandar. Bile dah tinggal di bandar, mcm2 laa bole buat kan?..antranya : menayang-nayangkan boypren..boypren lak mat saleh,mate biru..
so, pd suatu hari, dy ternmpk si boypren kuar ngan sorg gdis 1000x kali ganda lagi cantek dari dy : lalu, Tijah..dgn redha nk tulis surat putus untk si boypren uh..isi surat tesebut :-
 



I have think about this cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. i don’t trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first i think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.

So, i cut this connection to go far from here. i don’t want you play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’t want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk…

Tijah.

p/s ; citt..lawak ta tentu giler...!! hahaha
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